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Nicolas Schuele
Jan 262 min read
Love Hurts, But This Movie Just Annoys
Sleek visuals, sharp dialogue, and zero likable characters. Closer is a stylish train wreck of love and lies, beautiful but hollow.


Nicolas Schuele
Jan 202 min read
Under the Silver Lake | A Hipster Noir That’s Both a Gem and a Rubik’s Cube
A quirky, chaotic noir full of conspiracies, pop culture, and Garfield's messy charm. Stunning visuals, but a wild, uneven ride.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 23, 20243 min read
Constantine | Smoking Demons and Sarcastic Angels
Moody, messy, and cool. Keanu smokes, demons burn, and has a cast that makes it all work. Mostly.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 19, 20242 min read
Byzantium | A Refreshing Bite in the Vampire Genre
A haunting, emotional vampire film with stunning visuals, a unique story, and beautifully acted. Worth a watch!


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 19, 20242 min read
Life | Sci-Fi Horror Starring Bad Decisions
Great cast, dumb decisions, and a killer alien that’s too good at its job. Space looks cool—just don’t poke the blob.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 17, 20242 min read
Mary Queen of Scots | Haircuts and Awkward Silences
Great scenery, wild haircuts, and Margot Robbie as Elizabethan Pennywise. Gorgeous but slow, just like watching paint dry in wigs.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 17, 20243 min read
Lost in Translation | Tokyo, Quiet Connections, and the Film That Found Me
Lost in Tokyo, found in quiet moments. A film about connection, loneliness, and the beauty of feeling lost.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 16, 20243 min read
Guns Akimbo | Daniel Radcliffe Stars in ‘Hold My Beer: The Movie’
Radcliffe with gun-hands, neon chaos, and satire that trips over itself. Messy, wild, fun. Don’t overthink it, just enjoy the ride.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 15, 20243 min read
Carry-On | The Holiday Action Nobody Asked For
The proof that not even Jason Bateman can save a movie where the biggest twist is Bruce Springsteen singing a Christmas song.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20243 min read
The Iceman | Chillingly Good, but Missing a Little Ice
Michael Shannon nails Kuklinski's icy duality, but the film skims his psyche, leaving a cool, tense watch that melts too soon.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20242 min read
Alien: Romulus | Nostalgia Wrapped in Acidic Goo
A thrilling nostalgia trip with great visuals, thin plot, and too many homages. Flawed, but the xenomorph chaos delivers.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20243 min read
Operation Mincemeat | Spies, Lies, and a Side of Dry Toast
Quirky WWII spy flick blends British wit, strong cast, and slow pacing. Firth shines, romance fizzles, but the bizarre true story wins out.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20242 min read
Speak No Evil | A Chilling Descent into Unnerving Hospitality
Delivering chilling tension and a brutal finale but stumbles with pacing and frustrating character decisions.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20243 min read
Sisu | The Art of Killing Nazis with Style
A gold prospector goes full Saint of Killers, turning Nazis into gore art in a bloody, stylish, plot-optional visual carnage.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20242 min read
Palm Springs | Déjà Vu, Done Right
A funny, fresh take on time loops with stellar chemistry from Samberg & Milioti, despite some uneven pacing.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 14, 20242 min read
Vesper | A Stunning Vision in a Fragile World
Stunning visuals and heartfelt story shine despite uneven pacing. A creative sci-fi gem on a €5M budget.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 13, 20243 min read
Midnight in Paris | Timeless Romance in the City of Lights
An amazing blend of time travel, romance, and nostalgia, Midnight in Paris is a cinematic beauty that celebrates the magic of the present.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 13, 20242 min read
Plane | A Turbulent Ride Worth Taking
Plane delivers solid action and performances but plays it too safe. Fun and engaging, but feels unfinished.


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 13, 20242 min read
Game Night | Expecting Little, Gaining Lots
Game Night (2018) surprises with fun humor, great chemistry between leads, and Jesse Plemons' standout role. Entertaining!


Nicolas Schuele
Dec 13, 20242 min read
No Hard Feelings | Adult pressuring teen into non-consensual sex: the comedy
A cringe-worthy disaster. Predatory plot, failed humor, and glaring double standards. Jennifer Lawrence can't save this.
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